This morning on Studio Tulsa I found out that Tulsa has a super clandestine dog park and some fancy dog owner secret society doesn't want anyone else to know. Elitist jerks. I don't know why Fiona can't play at the stupid ol'dog park just because she's an avid humper of other dogs (her "run, jump and hump" move is especially impressive). How dare they deny such a magnificent beast her right to frolic!
